National Hoax

Wouldn’t it be totally embarrassing if you went on a blind...

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:55:00 -0400

Wouldn’t it be totally embarrassing if you went on a blind date with this guy, and shit was going really well so he invites you back to his place and you start making out and he takes off your shoes and it turns out you have hooves? It’s not like I’m speaking from experience or anything like that. I’m just saying, you know, awkward city.

Richard Price

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:49:56 -0400

I heard him tell a story on the Moth podcast and I really want to read something he’s written,...

For years my msn flair read: you can call me Al if I can call...

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:48:30 -0400

For years my msn flair read: you can call me Al if I can call you Chevy. It still runs through my mind from time to time. No one has taken me up on the offer yet.

amilniazi:

Sometimes I wish Paul Simon and Chevy Chase were my two dads.

Flute solo alert!

Well gosh. I had no idea you felt this way about me Pitchfork.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:25:00 -0400

Well gosh. I had no idea you felt this way about me Pitchfork.

I have never seen the movie this still is from but I’m...

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:28:18 -0400

I have never seen the movie this still is from but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess the movie poster copy:

Sylvia was a paleontologist from the wrong side of the tracks.
Janet had a heart of gold and x-ray vision.
One gun brought them together.
Hos Be Tripping IV : Lez Love in Lebanon

First Akyroyd, now Devito is pushing his own booze. I...

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:37:38 -0400

First Akyroyd, now Devito is pushing his own booze. I can’t wait for Reynold’s Hard Mash Lemonade.

How come my hangovers never sound like this? Shiiiiiiit* *(clay...

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:01:00 -0400

How come my hangovers never sound like this? Shiiiiiiit*

*(clay davis)

As per Angelinalove therefore, thus ergo you make no sense.

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:17:36 -0400

As per Angelinalove therefore, thus ergo you make no sense.

skeetonmischa: Austin or Seattle? Austin? But I was wearing beer-bbq goggles the whole time.

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:04:48 -0400

skeetonmischa: Austin or Seattle? Austin? But I was wearing beer-bbq goggles the whole time.

Now that I have a kitten in my life I let my mind wander to...

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:53:04 -0400

Now that I have a kitten in my life I let my mind wander to important questions like “I wonder what Wheels is up to right now” and “Maybe I should stop by the yarn shoppe on my way home from work.” Does this mean I want to go out with my kitten? Because I’m pretty sure that’s illegal and 100% innapropriate.

Gravediggaz - 1-800 Suicide Shit just got so real.

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:27:34 -0400

Gravediggaz - 1-800 Suicide

Shit just got so real.

Hey Guardian!As if i care about the article that comes after...

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:29:26 -0400

Hey Guardian!
As if i care about the article that comes after this picture. That’s like handing me a bag of weed and the Sid and Marty Krofft Collection and asking me not to laugh.
And even if those nefarious hamster hating doctors are right, and hamsters are in bad pets for kids, I still don’t care because hamsters can ride in tiny cars and befriend barbies.

AV Club: The home run that cured cancer: 16 Amazing Movie Sports Feats

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:10:42 -0400

8. “The Pamchenko,” The Cutting Edge (1992) In The Cutting Edge, spoiled literal ice...

The The - Perfect

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:36:07 -0400

The The - Perfect

"If i were american, i would sneak into your house, late at night, gag you with my fist then rape..."

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:03:00 -0400

“If i were american, i would sneak into your house, late at night, gag you with my fist then...

Q: Are we not men?

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:46:47 -0400

Q: Are we not men?

Gerald gazed wistfully into the mirror and realized he...

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:49:26 -0400

Gerald gazed wistfully into the mirror and realized he wasn’t the dog he used to be.

The zombies were really phoning it in at Nuit Blanche.

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:40:58 -0400

The zombies were really phoning it in at Nuit Blanche.

I took this on Saturday night at the impromptu rave that took...

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:23:04 -0400

I took this on Saturday night at the impromptu rave that took place in Grange park.

cameronr: Camp Lo - Luchini

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:43:18 -0400

cameronr:

Camp Lo - Luchini