National Hoax

I really like staring at this painting. It’s Georgia...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:46:04 -0500

I really like staring at this painting. It’s Georgia O’Keefe.

"While all this cuteness was snowballing, the reversion to childishness manifested itself in domestic..."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:38:16 -0500

“While all this cuteness was snowballing, the reversion to childishness manifested itself in...

I finally decided on a costume, I’m going as a budget,...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:26:48 -0400

I finally decided on a costume, I’m going as a budget, last minute Elaine.

This one’s called “Rock and Roll Boy.” No...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:08:57 -0400

This one’s called “Rock and Roll Boy.” No fooling.

Harpy Halloweens.

Just imagine, all that zaniness tucked into a perfectly tailored...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:37:04 -0400

Just imagine, all that zaniness tucked into a perfectly tailored grey suit.

He’s turning me into a cartoon lady. I’m all sighs and swoons right now.

Creative types! When in doubt just ask yourself, “what...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:23:26 -0400

Creative types! When in doubt just ask yourself, “what would Ernie Kovacs do?”

Resurrection. Time to ruin this hard drive… even harder.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:47:56 -0400

Resurrection.

Time to ruin this hard drive… even harder.

From the acclaimed author of “Deciphering Your...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:25:42 -0400

From the acclaimed author of “Deciphering Your Baby’s Dreams” and “Communicating with Inanimate Objects.”

Galliano is also a key ingredient in mixed cocktails such as the...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:25:40 -0400

Galliano is also a key ingredient in mixed cocktails such as the Yellow Bird, Golden Cadillac, Golden Dream, Bon Voyage, Sailor Venus, and Flaming Lamborghini.

Happy Birthday Rachel* *even though I missed it by 4 days.

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:26:00 -0400

Happy Birthday Rachel*

*even though I missed it by 4 days.

Grandmother jealousy

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:56:22 -0400

I went to a book launch a few weeks back. It was part of this ongoing series called “This is...

stephenfalk: Fancy lion. View On Black

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:05:27 -0400

stephenfalk:

Fancy lion.

View On Black

Hey bank commercials!

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:08:00 -0400

Stop using honey soaked voices and ukuleles to convince me that your home equity loans are better...

Friskie’s party cat could learn a thing or two from Vinnie...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:50:00 -0400

Friskie’s party cat could learn a thing or two from Vinnie the Vitner’s chip mascot. He even gives Humpty a run for his money.

I was always under the impression that cats were illiterate and...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:37:00 -0400

I was always under the impression that cats were illiterate and didn’t go grocery shopping. I stand corrected Friskies.

If Saturday were a cat.

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:55:29 -0400

If Saturday were a cat.

Snake ‘n’ Bacon! related: Kupperman’s AV club...

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:52:31 -0400

Snake ‘n’ Bacon!

related: Kupperman’s AV club interview

Eatin’ cold manwich.

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:52:01 -0400

Eatin’ cold manwich.

Yonge street stalwarts.

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:08:02 -0400

Yonge street stalwarts.

I am really into this photograph. Aren’t you? Of course...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:46:00 -0400

I am really into this photograph. Aren’t you? Of course you are. The man is wearing a cutoff turtleneck and holding a bobble-head version of himself. You see that right? I didn’t just make that up, and in a delusional state post a picture of a pretty lake, or a sunset, right?

God wouldn’t it blow if in some hellish version of the Internet the only images available were that of sunsets and lakes. You’d be all “Jeez! Can we stop with the picturesque yawns and get some vintage photographs of tiny men holding even tinier, bobble-head renditions of themselves up in this bitch?!”

Yes!