National Hoax

This is how I pass the time on the subway. TWO BOOKS AT ONCE....

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:05:21 -0500

This is how I pass the time on the subway.

TWO BOOKS AT ONCE. TWO BOOKS AT ONCE.

OK I can’t read two books at the same time. That’s absurd. I’m just a human like you! I’m no different. I put in my glass eyes and wax my face just like the rest of you.

Booji Boy made an appearance last night! It’s weird...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:26:00 -0500

Booji Boy made an appearance last night! It’s weird whenever he shows up Mark Mothersbaugh is nowhere to be seen…

Ninja Terminator - Angry robot and Garfield phone. Tell us a...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:34:00 -0500

Ninja Terminator - Angry robot and Garfield phone.

Tell us a little bit about yourself, Godfrey Ho

What’s your job?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:51:27 -0500

What’s your job?

slapclapper: My Top 5 Favorite Dances While Dancing 5 - The Pee...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:49:38 -0500

slapclapper:

My Top 5 Favorite Dances While Dancing

5 - The Pee Wee Herman
4 - The House of Pain “Jump”
3 - The Lindy
2 - The Running Man
1 - Dry Humping A Girl From Behind While She Stands On Both Hands In A Wheelbarrow Position

Are you kidding me? This guy is every grandmothers’...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:13:50 -0500

Are you kidding me? This guy is every grandmothers’ fantasy. Classical guitar, wall-to-wall white rug, watching the View, cutting coupons and then doing it on the couch.

FINAL FLESH IS OOT! As soon as my arm heals I am getting a copy...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:34:00 -0500

FINAL FLESH IS OOT!

As soon as my arm heals I am getting a copy and watching it in Tim’s living room. Yeah? YEAH!

BUY IT YOU FOOL!

OK First of all this old bitch needs to calm the fuck down. I...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:40:39 -0500

OK First of all this old bitch needs to calm the fuck down. I know her arms are brittle and pathetic but no needle would cause that kind of reaction. She’s what, 90? Hasn’t life on earth been harder than a little prick? Grow up… or in this case, I dunno, quit acting like a geriatric baby.

All this to say, I got the flu shot this afternoon. Standard Canadian treatment, arrived at the clinic, enjoyed a complimentary back and scalp massage, surfed the net, ate some organic fruit while a Buddha Bar comp played on. Then after about 15 minutes I got the shot, waited another 15 to make sure I didn’t start walking backward / lose my cheerleading career. When I got the OK I walked home whilst whistling and waving to everyone on the street.

Aftermath.

My arm hurts likes hell. I can’t really lift it without grimacing like the old lady. Full circle sucks dick.

Good morning world, it’s a brand new day.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:05:08 -0500

Good morning world, it’s a brand new day.

hunterstephenson: rapvsweden: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:39:09 -0500

hunterstephenson:

rapvsweden:

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden

A great animated short about Dock Ellis’ famous no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970. Audio from a 2006 NPR interview with Ellis is used to narate the story. This is maybe the best.

best.

Holy cow!

I heard these guys on the news going on about how they were just...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:35:00 -0500

I heard these guys on the news going on about how they were just trying to be true to the film. And yet, I stared at this picture for 10 minutes straight and I couldn’t see a lucky egg anywhere.

Nice try, racists.

related: news

I really like staring at this painting. It’s Georgia...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:46:04 -0500

I really like staring at this painting. It’s Georgia O’Keefe.

"While all this cuteness was snowballing, the reversion to childishness manifested itself in domestic..."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:38:16 -0500

“While all this cuteness was snowballing, the reversion to childishness manifested itself in...

I finally decided on a costume, I’m going as a budget,...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:26:48 -0400

I finally decided on a costume, I’m going as a budget, last minute Elaine.

This one’s called “Rock and Roll Boy.” No...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:08:57 -0400

This one’s called “Rock and Roll Boy.” No fooling.

Harpy Halloweens.

Just imagine, all that zaniness tucked into a perfectly tailored...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:37:04 -0400

Just imagine, all that zaniness tucked into a perfectly tailored grey suit.

He’s turning me into a cartoon lady. I’m all sighs and swoons right now.

Creative types! When in doubt just ask yourself, “what...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:23:26 -0400

Creative types! When in doubt just ask yourself, “what would Ernie Kovacs do?”

Resurrection. Time to ruin this hard drive… even harder.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:47:56 -0400

Resurrection.

Time to ruin this hard drive… even harder.

From the acclaimed author of “Deciphering Your...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:25:42 -0400

From the acclaimed author of “Deciphering Your Baby’s Dreams” and “Communicating with Inanimate Objects.”

Galliano is also a key ingredient in mixed cocktails such as the...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:25:40 -0400

Galliano is also a key ingredient in mixed cocktails such as the Yellow Bird, Golden Cadillac, Golden Dream, Bon Voyage, Sailor Venus, and Flaming Lamborghini.