The one good thing about living in the End Times 2013 edish is that you don’t have to consult a doped up oracle to decipher the doomsday prophecy foretold by the ancient gods of who-the-fuck-knows. Instead, all you have to do is check your inbox.

The one good thing about living in the End Times 2013 edish is that you don’t have to consult a doped up oracle to decipher the doomsday prophecy foretold by the ancient gods of who-the-fuck-knows. Instead, all you have to do is check your inbox.