“I’ve fallen in love or I imagine I have; went to a party and lost my head. Bought a horse which I don’t need at all”
— Leo Tolstoy, January 25, 1851 (gpoy)
Uh. This actually happened to my friend’s dad. He got loaded at an auction and literally bought himself a horse. He only realized what happened the next day when he found the purchase papers in his suit jacket.