I am really into this photograph. Aren’t you? Of course you are. The man is wearing a cutoff turtleneck and holding a bobble-head version of himself. You see that right? I didn’t just make that up, and in a delusional state post a picture of a pretty lake, or a sunset, right? God wouldn’t it blow if in some hellish version of the Internet the only images available were that of sunsets and lakes. You’d be all “Jeez! Can we stop with the picturesque yawns and get some vintage photographs of tiny men holding even tinier, bobble-head renditions of themselves up in this bitch?!” Yes!

I am really into this photograph. Aren’t you? Of course you are. The man is wearing a cutoff turtleneck and holding a bobble-head version of himself. You see that right? I didn’t just make that up, and in a delusional state post a picture of a pretty lake, or a sunset, right?

God wouldn’t it blow if in some hellish version of the Internet the only images available were that of sunsets and lakes. You’d be all “Jeez! Can we stop with the picturesque yawns and get some vintage photographs of tiny men holding even tinier, bobble-head renditions of themselves up in this bitch?!”

Yes!