• More outgoing or aggressive behavior than normal
• Confusion
• Strange behavior
• Agitation
• Hallucinations
• Worsening of depression
• Suicidal thoughts

Ambien is easily one of the funniest drugs out there*. Just look at this laundry list of possible side effects. Strange behaviour? That could mean anything. It could mean cutesy shit like wearing a flower pot as a hat, to singing the French national anthem while jerking off on the subway during rush hour. Well that’s pretty cutesy, but you get my point.

It’s also fun to combine side effects. Take the last two for example… Uh-oh! Looks like somebody had a lawsuit on their hands :( But these are only 2 possible side effects, so maybe instead of hanging yourself, you’ll luck out and turn into a confident asshole who’s prone to getting lost and seeing shit that isn’t there. That doesn’t sound so bad, right? Plus, who needs friends? They only get in the way of drug induced sleep.

I wonder what Roosevelt would have to say about all this… Well I guess if he were around to talk I woudn’t bother with a discussion about Ambien.

*Yeah, fine. Requip takes the cake, but still.