Oh I get it. This is some reverse-psychology shit. By barring the entire female race from drinking this diet drink we’re more likely to want to taste the sweet nectar and wonder what could possibly make it any different than Diet Dr. Peps. I bet it tastes better, no maybe it tastes worse. Will the store allow me to purchase the drink, or will I have to put together a convincing disguise complete with gruff male voice? Oh god! What will I wear. I mean I guess I could wear a shirt with some dress pants. A tie maybe? They’ll know! They always know… This is the worst possible thing to ever to happen to me and drinks. I’m going to sue Doctor Pepper for sexism, and racism. Just like that hero in MI who’s suing Drive for being different than her hopes and dreams, also racism.

Oh I get it. This is some reverse-psychology shit. By barring the entire female race from drinking this diet drink we’re more likely to want to taste the sweet nectar and wonder what could possibly make it any different than Diet Dr. Peps. I bet it tastes better, no maybe it tastes worse. Will the store allow me to purchase the drink, or will I have to put together a convincing disguise complete with gruff male voice? Oh god! What will I wear. I mean I guess I could wear a shirt with some dress pants. A tie maybe? They’ll know! They always know… This is the worst possible thing to ever to happen to me and drinks. I’m going to sue Doctor Pepper for sexism, and racism. Just like that hero in MI who’s suing Drive for being different than her hopes and dreams, also racism.