Hey guys? Guys? Hey guys? Over here! Yeah, yeah! I’m over here by the bushes. GUYS! Not those bushes. The dirty bushes. Yes! OK. You see me, hi! I bet you’re wondering what I’m doing in these bushes with all these yoplait containers and plastic bags. I found something… Wanna see it? Guys? Come on guys don’t walk away, I found something really cool. Why are you shaking your heads like that? Please don’t go. Please? Guyyyyys. OK, look, I will give you a quarter. Yes, one quarter. I can’t just give away quarters, guys. I am not made of quarters. What do I look like a president of America? I’m sorry but that is my final offer… A quarter for you to stay for a minute. Going once… Twice. Fine, two quarters for 1 minute. That is a deal. A real deal. Are you ready? Good. OK come closer… Closer. Closer. K stop, you’re too close. Step back. Are you ready to get your minds blown up by the coolest thing ever found in the dirty bushes? Guys? The answer is yes, yes you are. OK, here goes. There is no turning back, so just strap on your butt pants because I am about to reveal… Oh it slithered away. Also, I don’t have any money. Guys? Guys?

Hey guys? Guys? Hey guys? Over here! Yeah, yeah! I’m over here by the bushes. GUYS! Not those bushes. The dirty bushes. Yes! OK. You see me, hi! I bet you’re wondering what I’m doing in these bushes with all these yoplait containers and plastic bags. I found something… Wanna see it? Guys? Come on guys don’t walk away, I found something really cool. Why are you shaking your heads like that? Please don’t go. Please? Guyyyyys. OK, look, I will give you a quarter. Yes, one quarter. I can’t just give away quarters, guys. I am not made of quarters. What do I look like a president of America? I’m sorry but that is my final offer… A quarter for you to stay for a minute. Going once… Twice. Fine, two quarters for 1 minute. That is a deal. A real deal. Are you ready? Good. OK come closer… Closer. Closer. K stop, you’re too close. Step back. Are you ready to get your minds blown up by the coolest thing ever found in the dirty bushes? Guys? The answer is yes, yes you are. OK, here goes. There is no turning back, so just strap on your butt pants because I am about to reveal… Oh it slithered away. Also, I don’t have any money. Guys? Guys?