National Hoax

Oct 10

Wouldn’t it be totally embarrassing if you went on a blind date with this guy, and shit was going really well so he invites you back to his place and you start making out and he takes off your shoes and it turns out you have hooves? It’s not like I’m speaking from experience or anything like that. I’m just saying, you know, awkward city.Wouldn’t it be totally embarrassing if you went on a blind date with this guy, and shit was going really well so he invites you back to his place and you start making out and he takes off your shoes and it turns out you have hooves? It’s not like I’m speaking from experience or anything like that. I’m just saying, you know, awkward city.

Richard Price

I heard him tell a story on the Moth podcast and I really want to read something he’s written, but I don’t know where to start. Anyone out there familiar with his work? I’d love a recommendation. Lush Life perhaps?
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Oct 09

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Well gosh. I had no idea you felt this way about me Pitchfork.Well gosh. I had no idea you felt this way about me Pitchfork.

Oct 08

I have never seen the movie this still is from but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess the movie poster copy: Sylvia was a paleontologist from the wrong side of the tracks. Janet had a heart of gold and x-ray vision.One gun brought them together. Hos Be Tripping IV : Lez Love in Lebanon

I have never seen the movie this still is from but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess the movie poster copy:

Sylvia was a paleontologist from the wrong side of the tracks.
Janet had a heart of gold and x-ray vision.
One gun brought them together.
Hos Be Tripping IV : Lez Love in Lebanon

First Akyroyd, now Devito is pushing his own booze. I can’t wait for Reynold’s Hard Mash Lemonade.First Akyroyd, now Devito is pushing his own booze. I can’t wait for Reynold’s Hard Mash Lemonade.

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As per Angelinalove therefore, thus ergo you make no sense.As per Angelinalove therefore, thus ergo you make no sense.

Oct 07

skeetonmischa:

Austin or Seattle?

Austin? But I was wearing beer-bbq goggles the whole time.

Now that I have a kitten in my life I let my mind wander to important questions like “I wonder what Wheels is up to right now” and “Maybe I should stop by the yarn shoppe on my way home from work.” Does this mean I want to go out with my kitten? Because I’m pretty sure that’s illegal and 100% innapropriate.Now that I have a kitten in my life I let my mind wander to important questions like “I wonder what Wheels is up to right now” and “Maybe I should stop by the yarn shoppe on my way home from work.” Does this mean I want to go out with my kitten? Because I’m pretty sure that’s illegal and 100% innapropriate.