National Hoax

2009

December 26

November 18

October 21

September 30

August 37

July 61

June 44

May 50

April 57

March 81

February 136

January 72

2008

December 68

November 73

October 113

September 99

August 114

July 73

June 69

May 41

April 23

March

February

January

K.O.L Remixxxxxx!

Sometimes when I can’t sleep at night I think about music. More specifically I think about the...

paulscheer: Death Panels are Real!

Pre-Order!!!! Kathryn is a gifted writer and the funniest...

whatafoolbelieves: Here is a photo of a photo of the...

slapclapper: Rob Huebel and Jon Benjamin as “the rival...

I heard something about American teens sexting each other a...

For Patton Oswalt, Obsession Is the Key for...

Change when?

I was having a chat with my buddy Gabe this afternoon and we started talking about silly things in...

Belle and Sebastian - Lazy Line Painter Jane

A short history of crying

A woman will spend an average of 16 months of her life crying. 16 months. I’m not surprised...

An extract from the forthcoming This Mitchell...

vgacard: Patton Oswalt on… Rats. New album here. Oh my god. Yes!

(via itsalwayssunny)

First chapter of David Cross' new book (opens...

Salon.com Link boner!

“Women hold up half the sky” An equally persuasive and heartbreaking argument that...

Even more proof that Toronto is the kid glove capital of the...

Save it for the tupperware jam!

Some of Semenya’s competitors in the 800 meters considered the issue straightforward after Semenya...

This modern world: Did an 8 year old...

I picked up the phone, “Hello? Hello?” I could hear muffled kid voices, but they...

A war rages on...

Would I rather fight my cavities or combat them?

(via soupsoup) Michael Ian Black’s scornful disdain...

I love eating Japanese take out, it’s so “fuck...

Tumblarity Shmumblarity

steveagee: Wow, if you don’t constantly post shit on Tumblr your “tumblarity” drops fast! I’m...

RA: James Murphy: Disco Infiltrator -...

I remember when this album came out, I was working at the...

Ohhhhh, of course!

Maybe I should turn this into a campaign against feline...

Gurning in Toronto. related: what in the fuck is gurning?

Baby angels makin’ out

They say that when you’re pregnant you notice other pregnant...

NAME. THAT. CROTCH.™ - Is that your...

And now the THRILLING conclusion of NAME. THAT. CROTCH.™ CLICK HERE. (You all lost BTW)

It’s time for another exciting installment of NAME....

“It does happen to give raspberries their flavour, but there...”
— Arnaud Belloche, an astronomer...

My Drunk Suitor : UPDATE!!!

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! I just ran into my drunken suitor at the grocery store. At first I...

paulscheer: The Polish Intro to the Marmaduke and Heathcliff Cartoon, made me laugh. Hope it...

I was so goddamn arty in college. I made up for it in my...

What should I do with all my mix CDs?