National Hoax

2009

June 44
May 50
April 57
March 81
February 136
January 72

2008

June 69
May 41
April 23
March
February
January
Warch Watch
Bill Haverchuck enjoys a grilled cheese sandwich and Gary Shandling’s comedic stylings.
Jul 1st

BAG OF TRUTH - A SHORT HISTORY

Great ideas come like a flash of lightening and stay like a raging cash of herpes. Last night God...
Jul 1st
Bag of Truth - I’m a good friend, I swears.
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
nedhepburn: Test Icicles “What’s Your Damage?” Alan Braxe & Fred Falke Remix
Jun 29th
Mosaics are always fun. They’re even more fun when you...
Jun 28th

THINGS THAT CONFUSE ME

-Doors with “Out of Order” signs -People who don’t understand the “Walk...
Jun 28th
Did you read the Stuart Murdoch story in the NYT Magazine...
Jun 28th
Listen Listen
The Animals - Talkin’ Bout You Eric Burdon: short, weird and full of charisma.
Jun 26th
doandordie: ‘Ripping hardcore’/’don’t trash the joint!’ ...
Jun 26th

TIRED EYES

Who invented 9-5? It couldn’t have been Dolly. She strikes me as the kind of woman who likes...
Jun 24th
Oh hello, Lunch.
Jun 24th
Friday night I hung out with the GZA. We watched Commando...
Jun 21st
I think this is gross. He looks like he got squeezed out of...
Jun 17th
Temp receptionist jobs always stress me out to the maxx. You...
Jun 17th

HUH?

Thanks Larrry David. Next up we got Lauren Conrad (?!?!)
Jun 17th
Last night at the Phoenix show.
Jun 16th
TOTALLY FOR TEENS (T4T) - MRS TEEN USA...
Jun 16th
Remember that episode of Full House when Danny started...
Jun 15th
Listen Listen
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Love Paris I like to pretend that I’m fine with the distance,...
Jun 15th
END THE TREND: Puckering in photos. Every time I flip...
Jun 15th
How come nobody mentions “toe jam” anymore? The...
Jun 15th
The first thing I do when I wake up is make fun of history....
Jun 14th
(via soupsoup)
Jun 13th
juliasegal: cat powers
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
New Boyz - You’re A Jerk Finally, a music video about my favourite insult. Thanks,...
Jun 13th
I love bumping into this guy when I’m watching late...
Jun 12th
lowindustrial: joemuto: Wow, that’s bad photoshopping. ...
Jun 11th
Fun with Google image search: Date Night edition GAHHHHH! ...
Jun 11th
Since Salinger goes out of his way to be a dick I’d...
Jun 9th
FACEBOOK TRENDWATCH ‘09 The trend After spending a...
Jun 9th

I was on the CBC

I woke up at 6:30 yesterday morning. Why would I put myself through such morning misery? I was a...
Jun 7th
Now it might be a coincidence, but I’m pretty sure I...
Jun 5th
jimrock: I’m going to get so fat this is awesome GAHHHH!...
Jun 4th
Warch Watch
I know it’s Liam ‘fookin’ Gallagher, but I can’t stop thinking about the...
Jun 4th
goldenfiddle: CRUMB’S GENESIS
Jun 3rd
Listen Listen
Justice - D.A.N.C.E (Alan Braxe Remix) Remember? Remember?
Jun 3rd
My photoshop skills are questionable at best, but I’m...
Jun 3rd

The Movie Darkman as Described by DTV

theclapper: Movie, Horror (1990) Liam Nesson. An acid-scarred scientist uses 99-minute masks to be...
Jun 3rd

@scharpling TONIGHT. SIX HOURS OF THE...

(via hunterstephenson)
Jun 2nd
SBTC: The Heebie Jeebies Pick-Me-Up
Jun 2nd
Listen Listen
Patti Smith - Piss Factory Patti Smith polaroid by Robert Mapplethorpe
Jun 2nd

What's the opposite of 'moth to a...

The track listing for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: The Album is as follows: 1. Linkin Park...
Jun 2nd
Saturday evening, Toronto.
Jun 1st
Dear Department store bathroom, If Crab people are taking...
Jun 1st

What does it mean?

Sometimes when I’m at home alone I like to hike up my pants really high and wander around like...
Jun 1st

OLD NEWS: Thoughts on FOX

Dear Fox, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about the office of the president anymore. ...
Jun 1st

Neglecting Street Carnage

Well I guess I deserve it. Upcoming posts for SBTC -I watch your dates (and they are terrible) -I...
Jun 1st