National Hoax

2009

June 44
May 50
April 57
March 81
February 136
January 72

2008

June 69
May 41
April 23
March
February
January

Thoughts on The Flintstones 2 - Viva...

-Why do their drinks have to be giant? In fact, why is everything so giant (money, cuffs, cards)? IT...
May 31st
Warch Watch
hunterstephenson: Toxic Skies: a ridic movie starring Anne Heche as a do-gooder who uncovers an...
May 31st
Yes it’s true, in the UK talents like Susan Boyle are...
May 30th
Up is the movie equivalent of a batch of freshly baked...
May 30th
Listen Listen
Ian Dury - Wake up and make love with me Ooower! Let’s get naughty. What are you wearing...
May 30th

I don't get it

Yesterday the Times published an article about Teens hugging, and today there’s a two pager...
May 29th
Listen Listen
The Black Seeds - One by One Hi Friday! You’re looking good. No surprise there I guess. Yeah,...
May 29th
Listen Listen
brainland: Do you like lurking?  Are you discouraged from mild, irreverent evildoing because you...
May 29th
Modern dandy fops are no fun. They’re so mopey and...
May 29th
“he announced one that seemed to have been made up on the...”
— The Making of Zach...
May 28th

Cooking blogs and their baffling success

I have stumble upon installed on my browser. I used to use it all the time back in college. Now...
May 28th
For Teenagers, Hello Means ‘How About a Hug?’...
May 28th
paulscheer: Yo Teach! NBC’s BEST NEW SITCOM…Check out...
May 28th
Lady Gargamel and an in-depth interview with Jay...
May 28th

Neverending list: Things I want around...

Bottles of fancy soda, good speakers, functioning record player and good records, salty snacks -...
May 28th
“At first I thought, ‘Well, I don’t know.’...”
— Rollie Pemberton aka Cadence...
May 28th
LATE NIGHT PRANKS
May 28th

Favourite new blog: Everyone Gets Laid

List: BOYS ARE SO PREDICTABLE 3. They prefer Americana tattoos so gypsy ladies, pirate ships,...
May 28th
LIFESTYLES OF THE HOME ALONE Irritated cat scarf. Watch as...
May 27th

Hail Lord Richard Wormshed of Solarseek...

I don’t know what everyone else uses to grab that one track they so desperately need - ...
May 27th
In these modern times future husbands can appear anywhere....
May 27th

Prank yourself

Drink a lot of coffee, get real wiry. Then, when you’re nice and weird, steal your...
May 27th

File under: no shit.

On the meaning of the song, “If You Want Me to Stay.” That’s exactly what I...
May 27th
Gilles’ dopey visage gets me every time. Every time.
May 26th
Listen Listen
Blue Mink - Good Morning Freedom The shitball Thai place fired me. Boss didn’t like the way I...
May 26th
Warch Watch
Kinks - Apeman (live 1970) I hate when people that I don’t know very well ask me what my top...
May 26th
steve-coogan-reveals-plans-for-an-alan-partrid...
May 26th
Product placement at its best.
May 25th
Listen Listen
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons - Sherry
May 22nd
Warch Watch
Do you know what happens when you interview someone who has nothing to say? Myspace! Electro dance...
May 22nd
Slowly turning the cat into a band slut, or president of the...
May 22nd
“I don’t want a desk made of onyx and baboon skulls.”
— Conan O’Brien New York...
May 21st
Did I sleep off my sense of humour? Can you tell whether...
May 21st
theclapper: Swingles! It’s kinda a mainstream RomCom...
May 21st
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Wu Tang Clan - Tearz
May 20th
On the offensive is the prolific director Woody Allen, who will be taking a break from publicising...
May 17th
DREAM LOG (Get off your high horse) I find morning dreams...
May 17th
Warch Watch
Phoenix meet John Hughes (Lisztomania)
May 16th
Listen Listen
The Black Lips - Transcendental Light
May 16th
TELEPHONE EXPLOSION: G.G ALLIN vs SPRINGER AUDIENCE
May 16th

Modern concepts

Bored Texting Not unlike the venerable drunk text, bored texting is what you do when you have an...
May 14th
Listening to the Dolls got me thinking about their modern...
May 14th
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New York Dolls - Trash
May 14th
This is what Where The Wild Things Are would look like if...
May 14th

SUNDAY NIGHT FUCK YOU.

Well this is just great. I ruined my favourite pair of shitty sunglasses by sitting on them and...
May 11th
“Seventy minutes into this piece of shit, with 42 minutes...”
— I watched this on purpose: My...
May 7th

Don't worry guys, everything's cool.

Lawrence Joseph [CEO of electromagnetic damage consulting company MetaTech]: I have enormous respect...
May 6th
I felt like such a grifter at Alexandros last night. All I...
May 5th

Anton sells sea shells by the seashore

“Amy has become very cozy with Anton. Amy sets aside every evening to spend time with him...
May 5th
“Wolverine has been, at various times, a Canadian cowboy, a...”
— Wolverine is ridiculous -...
May 1st