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“The first room I was offered contained a sink overflowing...”
— Guardian: The day I checked in...

Mar 4th

skeetonmischa: Hal Ashby & Peter Sellers THE LONGER YOU...

Mar 4th

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nedhepburn: Serge Gainsbourg “En Melody”

Mar 3rd

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Van Morrison - The way young lovers do

Mar 3rd

Working With Funny People is Hard: What RZA...

Mar 3rd

A Last Look at Updike and Cheever - Dick...

Mar 3rd

Remember that time Norm McDonald was on Conan making fun of...

Mar 3rd

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I love my final recap of 30 Rock, for...

Mar 3rd

Open letter to the person who decided to paint their cat so...

Mar 3rd

alexbalk: “How’s the Italian food in this restaurant?”

Mar 2nd

What do you mean she cancelled? We booked her months ago! ...

Mar 2nd

Guardian: Morph Flash Mob outside the Tate Modern

Mar 2nd

This stoner cost $24.99! J’accuse cheap trinkets shop.

Mar 2nd

You can’t just add concepts together and expect it to...

Mar 2nd

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Mar 2nd

Conversations with Top Humor Writers About Their Craft By...

Mar 2nd

The Daily Swarm Interview: Bob Mould on His...

Mar 2nd

Mar 1st

“Once a year, a service is held to honour the memory of the...”
— More Clowns

Mar 1st

“The act involved Fischbacher in a cage which was then...”
— Fischbacher and Horn’s...

Mar 1st

More proof that everything is going to be OK.

Mar 1st

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Phoenix - 1901

Mar 1st

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fugeesandfunyuns: The Guy That Talks About the Garfield Movie Too Much

Mar 1st

Avoid the noid?

In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on...

Feb 28th

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Neutral Milk Hotel -  Holland, 1945

Feb 27th

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Bleeps, sweeps and creeps.

Feb 26th

VHS Got it right pt.4

Feb 26th

VHS Got it right pt.3

Feb 26th

VHS Got it right pt.2

Feb 26th

VHS Got it Right pt.1

Feb 26th

Dogs as Therapists: The Case of Actor Mickey...

Feb 25th

Isn’t it great how this guy took the whole “poo...

Feb 25th

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Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop

Feb 25th

Pete Townshend at his home opposite the legendary Eel Pie...

Feb 25th

Yonge Street Looking North from Gould (via *grainger*) What...

Feb 25th

You: Nintendo? Do mo Arigato? Shit. Just get me the...

Feb 25th

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8 bit Wrestler (via jfu222)

Feb 25th

“February 16 - Liam Bruce (Glasgow, UK) the greatest reporter...”
— Wikipedia Entry for the year...

Feb 24th

In celebration of the 25th anniversary of the ...

Feb 24th

20 best: Italo records ever made (according...

Feb 24th

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Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

Feb 24th

Nice tail fancy cat. Jerk.

Feb 24th

It’s a fine line between DJ “Heartthrob”...

Feb 24th

blindslug: mardi gras 30 (via 33-RPM)

Feb 24th

blindslug: nola-mardigras1 (via imperturbe)

Feb 24th

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Curb Your Enthusiasm - Tickle in your anus?

Feb 24th

Apparently this technique cures headaches and the common...

Feb 24th

You: Hey, Tokyo. Yeah, this is the rich sonofabitch who...

Feb 24th

Holy shit. The Masala Chip is one of the spiciest things I...

Feb 24th

Here's an idea

Maury should stop hiring that Drill Sergeant to scare teen girls straight. Instead he should make...

Feb 24th

A Long, Strange Trip - SF Weekly In...

Feb 24th

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Love - A house is not a motel

Feb 23rd

Telephone Explosion: NEW ECONOMY HATES...

Feb 23rd

Feb 23rd

One sided and half made up (lifted from...

S: Snap dragon....I will bring an assortment of colours!
C: [no response]
S: uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm snap dragon...
C: bla bla bla tues bla bla bla bla
S: What's tues?
C: The slut fuck party at the Tramp Hole?
S: Obvy tues...obvy hang outs!
[6 days later]
S: ummm hangs tens this week?
C: Got clap. :(

Feb 23rd

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thedailywhat: History, Courtesy of Dr. Drew’s Sober House of the Day: Rodney King and Dr. Drew...

Feb 23rd

bobbydigital: “You’re tearing me apart!” The 2003 Oscar...

Feb 23rd

Clearly Minou only half regrets her decision to eat the...

Feb 22nd

Out of touch musings: Sober House

Is Dr. Drew’s dedication to drug-addled celebrities the product of an elaborate hoax? Was he...

Feb 22nd

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Stone Roses - This is the one This song could turn cracking eggs into a cathartic moment.

Feb 22nd

Feb 22nd

Rodrigo Braga, 12” x 12”, mixed media on board,...

Feb 21st

David Shaw, 12” x 12”, acrylic on board, 2009.

Feb 21st

“With apologies to Hannah Arendt, Leno represents to me the...”
— AV’s Nathan Rabin :...

Feb 21st

I watched Patricia Fields doing bumpers for ConofaShop a few...

Feb 21st

Just like pursuing a life in academics, film criticism does...

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

(via skeetonmischa)

Feb 20th

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Kanye + The Knife - High Heartbeats (A-TRAK mash-up) All those words meant so much two years ago....

Feb 20th

“Our show has always existed in sort of a little bit of an...”
— Conan O’Brien : cute!

Feb 20th

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It’s Friday Night!!

Feb 20th

TELEPHONE EXPLOSION: YOU’VE GOT TO CHLOROFORM...

Feb 19th

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Stone Roses - Fools Gold Are you into walking around town and feeling like king shit of fuck...

Feb 19th

marklisanti: Oh, hi, Google camera truck! Nothing to see...

Feb 19th

Yesterday I was trying to remember that movie Mannequin...

Feb 19th

Derek Watson - White Day

Feb 19th

“I’ve spent my fair share of time at 3 in the morning,lying...”
— At NBC, Conan O’Brien Is...

Feb 19th

theclapper: I just think that white people look like...

Feb 19th

I’d say my passion for dogs and being really lazy and...

Feb 18th

counterfeit-mess: Blacklips before the show last saturday

Feb 18th

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Frustration - No Trouble

Feb 18th

The crowds have gotten so bad that I’ve taken to...

Feb 18th

Being convinced of dumb shit when you’re stoned is...

Feb 18th

No one told me it was Baller o’clock. Well played you...

Feb 18th

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Point A to point B: Globe and Mail -> Mirvish Books to...

Feb 17th

Well played M. Klein and Henry W. Wynn. I can’t say...

Feb 16th

“I have and will always refuse to date anyone with any...”
— FM, from Chicago, IL Inner...

Feb 16th

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The Smiths - Is it really so strange?

Feb 15th

It all starts to make sense. Roger Hargreaves constructed my...

Feb 15th

Reminicing over a Harvey’s cheeseburger is a Canadiany...

Feb 15th

Feb 13th

Late night at the porcelaine dog shoppe.

Feb 13th

No bones about it, Tellier rules.

Feb 12th

COPS - The Store 507 Maple Leaf Drive, Nashville TN, 372110

Feb 12th

Hulu, NBC, now YouTube isn’t letting me watch Joaquin...

Feb 12th

“An unexpected game of seduction between two wild beasts.”
— Jacques Séguéla, ad exec,...

Feb 12th

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theclapper: It’s a fucking union.

Feb 12th

I woke up this morning with Thetans on my mind, then Derrick...

Feb 11th

Over It before It even happened

Why’s everyone getting so worked up about Valentine’s day? I’ve never been faced...

Feb 11th

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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Long as I can see the light

Feb 11th

Arturo, we may not be internet close* but I still feel there...

Feb 11th

I think I was offered GHB at last year’s Pride. This...

Feb 11th

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I’ll see your Touch Moi, and raise you a Film D’Horreur.

Feb 11th

It’s. Just. Too. Easy.

Feb 11th

“People forget that 25 years ago I made a little movie called...”
— Jerome Bruckheimer

Feb 10th

I tracked down the real life Joey Jo-Jo Jr Shabadoo and...

Feb 10th

Just wondering...

Why do teenage sluts who want babies have to be so unknowable?

Feb 10th

Hey Thomas, just because you think your boner is worth...

Feb 10th

Why does the real life terminator have to be so depressing?

Feb 10th

I’m not saying we need to go ahead and shit all over...

Feb 10th

STREET CARNAGE RADIO INTERVIEWED STEVEN...

Feb 10th

Why does Just For Laughs keep clinging to Victor? When I see...

Feb 10th

Maciek Pozoga - Morts de Rire

Feb 10th

Coldplay's band rule #6

Always keep mystery. Not many interviews. via daily swarm

Feb 9th

Early Alfred E.

Feb 9th

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

VOODOO VILLAGE: SATAN'S RETARDED THIRD COUSIN

Feb 9th

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Finding out about your surly drunken antics 2 days after the party is pretty shitty.

Feb 9th

Scotch Talk? It’s a 2 minute talk show. We drink...

Feb 9th

I hung out with some teens last week (boring story) and I...

Feb 9th

perpetua: Happy birthday to Tom Scharpling!

Feb 9th

bobbydigital: Ye olde carnie cat

Feb 9th

skeetonmischa: Leo Fitzpatrick in “Totally For Teens.” How...

Feb 9th

A toast to being hanged-over. Barf.

Feb 8th

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I know what I know - Paul Simon If you don’t know the lyrics / sing along then you’re...

Feb 8th

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Totally for Teens!!!!! sexy teens+tv carnage. Hamazing.

Feb 8th

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skeetonmischa: “Radio Clash” by The Clash The only band that matters, por vida

Feb 8th

Ah there’s nothing like waking up still drunk and e-flirting with some guy who lives in China.

Feb 8th

Like the rest of you I wanted to believe that future fashion...

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Life’s A Gas - T.Rex

Feb 7th

You think making bombs is all fun and games? Well in some...

Feb 7th

We at the Coal and animal testing factory believe that life...

Feb 7th

Will there ever be a day when “We’ll do it live....

Feb 7th

Advertising is straight-up hard. Especially when...

Feb 6th

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What a Fool Believes - Doobie Brothers Who knew that the Friday afternoon feeling could be summed...

Feb 6th

When I lived on this street I got obsessed with the Entre...

Feb 6th

robhuebel: Dear DeathHawk: I am writing to cancel my...

Feb 6th

Oh internet! You adorable little scamp. In other news, what...

Feb 5th

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William, It Was Really Nothing - The Smiths

Feb 5th

“If a woman has an unwanted pregnancy, she doesn’t get...”
— Stfu Day: Elizabeth Hasselbeck...

Feb 5th

Dream cheating (overheard while in line)

Male teen #1: You know when you have one of those dreams where you get tempted?
Male teen #2: Yeah, totally.
Male teen #1: And you want to cheat, but you can't cheat because it'd be unfair to the person you're dating in real life.
Male teen #2: You definitely can't let it happen. Even in a dream
Male teen #1: Yeah, that's it man. It's just not fair if you're dating someone. Even though, you know, it'd be awesome.
Male teen #2: Yeah, totally.

Feb 5th

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Baby Blue - Giorgio Moroder

Feb 4th

Does anyone else feel compelled to adopt a booming voice...

Feb 4th

There are regrets, then there’s New Year’s 2006.

Feb 4th

Tonight at the Drake Hotel in Toronto- Doors @ 8pm Escaping...

Feb 4th

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Reliving last Saturday on a Wednesday morning is strange.

Feb 4th

There’s no such thing as bad decor in the world of...

Feb 4th

Right now

Listening to Tom Scharpling complain about Tool Academy is the best thing you can do on a Tuesday...

Feb 4th

Ohhhhhhhh it’s Tuesday. Nice. Nothing better than gaining a day. Now, who wants ice cream?

Feb 3rd

GPOYW18thCEd.

Feb 3rd

“— Only two guards on a plane filled with some of the...”
— AV Club Heroes recap

Feb 3rd

POMvertising (!)

While I find it flattering that a fruit so high in antioxidants decided to follow me, I’m a...

Feb 3rd

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Shattering your Illusions clip. Highlights include: -A crazy woman repeating “this not me,...

Feb 2nd

In 1989, Savizar and Sitarra channeled the Extraterrestrial...

Feb 2nd

blindslug: DAVID LURASCHI

Feb 2nd