National Hoax

2009

June 44
May 50
April 57
March 81
February 136
January 72

2008

June 69
May 41
April 23
March
February
January
I’m not a complicated woman. I like sandwiches and a...
Jan 31st
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In Love With You - Paradise (from The Upper Cuts ) One of those songs that makes you say...
Jan 30th
Whenever friends of mine visit other countries I expect them...
Jan 30th
N.B. Impressing dames isn’t hard. Just find a perfect...
Jan 29th
Dylan working for Pepsi doesn’t surprise me....
Jan 29th
Umm how are children supposed to get pregnant if they...
Jan 29th
Does it get anymore British than “Nigel” and “Rucksack” ?
Jan 29th
superboreal: This is happening next week — I wrote the...
Jan 29th
The last remains of a failed offshoot of the Catholic Chuch...
Jan 29th
I know the saying goes “let sleeping dogs lie”...
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Gravediggaz - 6 Feet Deep
Jan 28th
George Harrison meets Python
Jan 28th
I bet there was a guy sitting at a nearby table eyeballing...
Jan 27th
Lunch counter in Greektown.
Jan 27th
This one’s for you Sampson. You definitely need to...
Jan 27th
Chuck & Buck/School Of Rock screenwriter to...
Jan 27th
In my opinion listening to jazz makes people smarter and...
Jan 26th
Telephone Explosion: DIVORCE, STEVE MILLER...
Jan 26th
Sigh.
Jan 26th
I think it was Derrick who put it best: “He looks like...
Jan 26th
Warch Watch
FEBRUARY 4th at the Drake Underground - Satanic Panic movie fest.
Jan 26th
Light Confirms My Reality: choreographed photographic...
Jan 25th
NYT: What Do Women Want? Photos by Ryan McGinley duuuhhhh I...
Jan 24th
VOODOO VILLAGE: HANGOVER'S GUIDE TO HANGOVERS...
Jan 24th

Baker's swagger

Everyone has to exhibit swagger in order to survive in our rough and tumble world. My job is to...
Jan 24th
Did George Saunders just do a cameo on 30 Rock?
Jan 23rd
drned: why arent these two, like, way more famous? fuck...
Jan 23rd
But I’ve been on a royalty kick recently.
Jan 23rd
The trick to getting your caption chosen by the New Yorker...
Jan 23rd
Uhhh rainbow space fighting in China? I love that we can...
Jan 23rd
If I ever have an advice column this will be my byline...
Jan 22nd
This would also be well-suited to a sign to bring along to...
Jan 22nd
-That’s what she said -I’m sure you’ll...
Jan 21st

Shouts and Murmurs (ask me if you don't...

It started raining New Yorkers at my house. Soon I’ll be letting people know (in the fancy...
Jan 21st
great episode
Jan 21st
“If I could turn back the clock on my grandmother’s...”
— Drederick Tatum when asked...
Jan 21st
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goldenfiddle: man that guy could read the news.
Jan 21st
“World War III Around My Skull”, 1996-97 Rita...
Jan 20th
If anyone has this lying around and feels like sending it my...
Jan 20th
Those hands were made to eat hard candy and find quarters...
Jan 20th

e-your face

Warning. I’m going to mention: facebook, the word “creepy”. I might even mention...
Jan 20th
They even had VIVA! which appears to be a magazine for gay...
Jan 18th
Maybe it was the pot goggles I had on but the magazine store...
Jan 18th
“Soon after, Mr. Piven dropped out of the show, saying his...”
— ‘Speed-the-Plow’ Files...
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
Two The Wire actors on The Office and...
Jan 17th
Getting ready to go out when it’s minus 8 billion is...
Jan 17th
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Lou Reed - We’re Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together All build-up songs totally rule. This...
Jan 16th

Just wondering...

Why can’t robots, people from the future, and magical female beings (faeries, pixies) use...
Jan 16th
Aw hell I don’t know get a fucking dog wearing a human...
Jan 16th
I snapped this at last year’s Nuit Blanche during a...
Jan 16th
Found: my missing belt. Are things finally coming up Thrillho? It’s about time.
Jan 14th
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Beach Boys - A day in the life of a tree Brian Wilson needs to pick a side. He’s either...
Jan 14th
icanhazhotdog: Sometimes it’s just too much cute.
Jan 14th

Who's laughing now mountain man?

I got Trip Cancellation insurance on a whim, one of those “well it’s only...
Jan 12th
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La Peste - Better Off Dead I suppose going out is better than staying in.
Jan 11th
Sunday afternoon at the Raps game.
Jan 11th

Paul Blart: not funny

I get it, the word “Blart” sounds funny when you say it outloud. Barely. Is anyone else...
Jan 9th
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Joubert Singers - Stand on the Word (Larry Levan mix) This is a guaranteed winner. Best to enjoy it...
Jan 7th
Warch Watch
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why did we get stuck with shitball jingles and the Hannah Montana motherfuckers...
Jan 7th
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AKA fat cat AKA maine coon AKA not racist AKA white cat tee AKA minou AKA cat in a box AKA chi-chi...
Jan 7th
I can’t keep my trap shut. I noticed a fellow...
Jan 7th
Extreme 101
Jan 5th

How to pick a good man

Ladies I don’t know about you, but it’s always been really hard for me to tell the...
Jan 5th

My name isbalex I blog about

Cheeseburger cars and leave my iphone around
Jan 4th
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Mr Oizo - Pourriture 2 Hey you guys, you’re supposed to keep me up to date on all the cool...
Jan 3rd
Warch Watch
I want to teach one of those useless university classes you read about on a slow news day. You know...
Jan 3rd
Jan 2nd
neat-o
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
Bigfoots: They’re just like us! They’re filled...
Jan 1st