National Hoax

2009

June 44
May 50
April 57
March 81
February 136
January 72

2008

June 69
May 41
April 23
March
February
January
Oct 1st
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The minute that lightbulb flashes above your head make sure you double check someone hasn’t...
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
“The jig is up Malloy. We’ve got the place...
Oct 1st
icanhazhotdog: i love artichokes! I too adore the...
Oct 1st
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Ghostface ft. Raekwon - Kilo Red tops, blue tops, green tops, yellow tops, purple tops, beige tops,...
Oct 1st

Crab rides jellyfish

Bless that lazy crab! Great audio too.
Oct 1st
Karl Lagerfeld - Home sweet fashion.
Oct 1st
I always thought girls on skateboards looked really cool...
Sep 30th
POWERS. Update:::The more I read this list the more my...
Sep 30th

Fuck faces - 20th anniversary of Maison...

Sep 30th
I want to hang out with him and talk about space elavators...
Sep 29th
SBTC: Don't jack my snacks
Sep 29th
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Cadence Weapon “Real Estate” Video (via upperclass) Note to anyone who wants me to be...
Sep 29th
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cameronr: Sparks - This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us
Sep 28th
Sep 27th
I’ve developed a crush on Michael Tomasky from the Guardian. He’s so darling with his...
Sep 26th
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amadou et mariam - senegal fast food Great now I want to see what the world has to offer.
Sep 26th
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Marie Laforet-Toi mon amour mon ami
Sep 26th
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Jacques Dutronc - Les cactus - 1967 I see your Hardy, and raise you a Dutronc
Sep 26th
Not to sound like a fascist, but why can’t everyone...
Sep 26th
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Francoise Hardy - Tous les garcons et les filles (1962)
Sep 26th
Conviction.
Sep 26th
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Miss Kittin & The Hacker - 1982 Ce soir. bonus: Frank Sinatra
Sep 26th
Sep 26th
Sep 26th
Sep 26th

Shouts and Murmurs !

Sarah Palin was also the mayor of a very small town. To tell the truth, this is where my...
Sep 26th
I never thought I’d see the day when dick cream would...
Sep 26th

You Made Me Realise

Holy shit. My Bloody Valentine was amazing. An auditory assault/massage. It felt like I had been...
Sep 26th
I am SO glad Blockbuster got rid of their late fees.
Sep 25th
amilniazi: Relax, it’s just a shark with legs. You’ll only...
Sep 25th
I really need to make this into a sign. It would be so handy...
Sep 24th
A. Men.
Sep 24th

Magic water knocks up local wench

Forget sperm ladies. The only thing you should be guzzling is the Kununurra water from the...
Sep 24th
I hate when someone takes a picture of me sleeping.
Sep 24th
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Crossroads - Duel 1,196,973 views. All mine.
Sep 23rd
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C.R.E.A.M- Wu Tang Clan You’re welcome.
Sep 23rd
When all else fails become an actor and practice your...
Sep 23rd
(via mollylambert)
Sep 23rd
What was the #1 Song on the day you were...
Sep 22nd
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PlayBoy “Big Bunny” **DC-9** I am totally into slutty sophistication.
Sep 22nd
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Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood - Some Velvet Morning Bonus video: scene from Morvern Callar
Sep 22nd
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Dancing at the cafe - Bande a Part Anna Karina was born Sept 22/1940.
Sep 22nd
“If you were charged with something and found innocent, then...”
— R.Kelly
Sep 22nd
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Daft Punk - Something About Us - Daft Loop Love Holy shit!
Sep 22nd

Good news

The Daily Swarm is up and running again.
Sep 22nd
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This one goes out to J.L. Rear Window Trailer
Sep 22nd
Does Viktor “Merchant of Death” Bout look...
Sep 22nd

Rap music confidence

I listen to the rap music on my way to work. It fills me with an unecessary amount of confidence....
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
Spooktown robot cat. I love the future!
Sep 22nd
It was kind of like this except my computer skeletonized. 
Sep 21st
It’s rough man. I don’t know where to start or...
Sep 16th
Beenie Man & Wiley - Rolex It Up
Sep 16th
Where is the debate over the Bush Doctrine? -...
Sep 16th

I wanna know.

Internet’s so weird. You know when you type something that you now is misspelled or...
Sep 16th
Tons more like this right here.
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
Listen lady if you think I’m gonna sit here and...
Sep 15th
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Toots and the Maytals - Pomp and Pride All weekend it’s been T and the Ms over and over and...
Sep 15th
Miguel Calderon. Hi. I like your work very much.
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
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Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Rainbow (pt.4) Gabe made a great point when he said that this...
Sep 14th
cameronr: Dr. Dre - ‘86 In the Mix! (Side One) Dr. Dre -...
Sep 13th
I hate losing track of my dad for 8 months and finding out...
Sep 12th
There’s something haunting about these gloved hands....
Sep 12th
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Way Out with Roald Dahl: William & Mary
Sep 12th

Upcoming projects

-Interview with the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement -Interview with Old Time Relijun ...
Sep 12th
“I believe that under the leadership of Ahmadinejad, nucular...”
— Uh-oh.
Sep 12th
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so...”
— awww
Sep 12th
Okapi! You rascally forest-giraffe, where the hell have you...
Sep 11th
The Ouroboros: is an ancient symbol depicting...
Sep 11th
Mimi paints scenes through the eyes of a child. Artist Kim...
Sep 11th
(via drned) These guys should have found a way to bottle...
Sep 10th
Marc Jacobs - NY Fashion Week.
Sep 9th
Holy Stargate
Sep 9th
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Burial - Archangel I’ve been meaning to hear this again for months. I was wrong about it. I...
Sep 9th
STREET CARNAGE: THE WORLD ENDS TODAY AND ALL...
Sep 9th

I feel like this today.

Sep 9th
mollylambert: water bears survive open space MAN, OF...
Sep 9th

Overheard on the Frankfurt airport...

Son: Papa das ees snow
Father: Das ees not snow. Das ees GREEE-STLE.
Sep 8th
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Wilkins Coffee
Sep 8th
And this week's winner (a combo) for most...
Sep 8th
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AHHHH she wraps her gifts in money. This video is so blatant it almost seems like a set up. Like...
Sep 7th
“Ain’t no lobos”
— Llewelyn Moss
Sep 6th
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I came here to make friends, but things just had to get stabby.
Sep 6th
Mid-sentence screen grabs are my new favourite pastime....
Sep 6th
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jacques brel, une valse a mille temps Au premier temps de la valse Toute seule tu souris déjà Au...
Sep 6th
Hey look, David “The Wire” Simon just wrote an article about the great divide for the...
Sep 6th
goldenfiddle: spaceman spiff? I don’t even know how...
Sep 6th

Why the media should apologize

Fourth, we should stop making with all the questions already. She gave a really good speech. And why...
Sep 4th
Did you know that when Vanilla Ice puts on a concert he...
Sep 4th
Only if it comes with old timey magic tricks and some...
Sep 4th
me: i'm at 120 followers and i think i've lost a few over that rape joke thing
Amil: WHATEVER. that rape joke was the funniest
Amil: frankly sometimes just the word rape makes me laugh and i'm a feminist!!!!!
me: you should finish every statement of disbelief with "...and i'm a feminist!!!!!"
Amil: but only in emails to chuck
me: I can't believe how good that steak from Denny's was......and i'm a feminist!!!!!
Amil: AHAHAH
i just got fucked in the ass .... and i'm a feminist!
me: aaaaahahaha
Amil: seriously though
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Shit dude, I think it's THE reason I added you. That and I heard you were easy after a couple stiff drinks.
Sep 3rd

I interviewed a magician

My interview with Jim Callahan for Street Carnage
Sep 3rd
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Indestructible Life! - Old Time Relijun Hey thanks for introducing me to this band, Jon. They...
Sep 3rd
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It pays to play. I won my tickets fair and square. I’m confident tonight is going to rule. I...
Sep 2nd

Street Carnage

Looks like I’ll be contributing to Street Carnage from now on. I am looking forward to...
Sep 2nd
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Kiss - Lick it up I was in line at a crappy diner in Kingston a few years back and this song...
Sep 1st
According to his Guardian profile, David Cox is an writer...
Sep 1st
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This guy needs to be on the show “Cocaine says the darndest things!”
Sep 1st
Note the painting behind Conan is the one from...
Sep 1st
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Hate to say I told you so - Shangri-Las I would LOVE to see a cool director take on the Shangri-Las...
Sep 1st