National Hoax

2009

June 44
May 50
April 57
March 81
February 136
January 72

2008

June 69
May 41
April 23
March
February
January
Listen Listen
Your Woman - White Town
Sep 1st
These signs were all over buses and subways in Toronto. The...
Aug 30th
Shrunken heads in Trinity-Bellwoods
Aug 30th
Listen Listen
I’m New Here - Smog
Aug 30th
Going home.
Aug 30th
Late night in Toronto.
Aug 30th
robhuebel: Hello fine people of Seattle.  Human Giant is...
Aug 30th
Listen Listen
Well instead of making you privy to some Tellier/Oizo/SebastiAn track from the Steak soundtrack,...
Aug 29th
I don’t know who wrote the captions for the Guardian’s photo album featuring 50 pictures...
Aug 29th
Warch Watch
Mytsie the kitty + Serge Gainsbourg = yes!
Aug 29th
Does anybody know where this statue is today?
Aug 29th
Well I’m glad I stayed in tonight. And hey, how bout...
Aug 29th
“I understand that the need for a level of mystique to keep...”
— Slut Machine
Aug 28th
Listen Listen
Everytime I feel pleased with myself, whether it’s because of a good jay-walk, sandwich, or a...
Aug 28th
When it rains, it pours.
Aug 28th
Franz Pahl, president of the regional government got so...
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
skeetonmischa: Bonus Trailer Of The Day: Danger: Diabolik! Directed by Mario Bava Ahhhh!!!!...
Aug 27th

Terrible idea #4093592538736578691269738

Michael Jackson goes into studio with Robert Burns. David Gest claims to have collaborated with...
Aug 27th
The plot thickens.
Aug 27th
New Job rules!
Aug 27th
Listen Listen
I’m Blue - Shangri-Las I think I’ve posted this song before. Who cares. Her...
Aug 27th
It’s nice to know that I have so much in common with...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
CRUMB excerpts.
Aug 27th
Is it weird that when I’m falling asleep I enter a...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
Les Quatre cents coups - Physical Education Lesson (via longiflorum)
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
Les Quatre Cents Coups - The Puppet Show
Aug 27th

Two mixes that can't be stopped

Justice - Rejected Fabric Mix 01 Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race - Virgin 02 Rondo Veneziano -...
Aug 27th
New Job! Like this but different. I’m also not 90...
Aug 27th
Dear Persolfan, I know it must be hard to get...
Aug 26th
I’m glad that our perception of Neanderthals is...
Aug 26th
“I have no problem with journalists – many are friends. Only...”
— Karl Lagerfeld
Aug 26th
Warch Watch
National Hoax here, reminding you to never give up.
Aug 26th
I bet he makes the same face everytime he tells a lady he...
Aug 25th
Canada Green Tea Ginger Ale. As far as the concept is...
Aug 25th
The ‘salt studio’ at the Diet and Beauty Fair...
Aug 25th
Orwell Diaries
Aug 25th
Warch Watch
I wish “the Axl” wasn’t such a go-to dance for me. And yes, I’m picking up...
Aug 25th
davidcho: HighSnobiety: Pictures of the newly redesigned...
Aug 25th
Warch Watch
skeetonmischa: A murky international trailer for Soderbergh’s Che Via Hollywood Elsewhere
Aug 25th

still got it.

JUNE 26 Filmed at La Sagrada Familia, Gaudi’s masterpiece. Was thinking I have much in common with...
Aug 24th
“Man money ain’t got no owners, only spenders.”
— Omar (Refugees, season 4 ep 4)
Aug 24th
Parkdale Report: Canadian babe
Aug 24th
Aug 24th

Open letter to Regina pizza guy

Hey, Remember me? I bought a x-large pizza from you last night. I remember you. Of course I do. The...
Aug 24th
Listen Listen
Crimes of Passion - Rough Trade Her hand slipped down, into the moistness of herself, She pulled...
Aug 24th
paulscheer: DUMBEST VIRGIN AIRLINE PROMOTION EVER! Yeah...
Aug 23rd
Warch Watch
TGIF (via vanityfarm) The loudest party of the summer. Hey! What’s a pirate’s favourite...
Aug 23rd
goldenfiddle: that right there is the reason why you don’t...
Aug 23rd
Listen Listen
The New Pornographers - My Rights VS Yours (I like imagine a grade 4 class dressed like folks stuck...
Aug 23rd

Give or take x 1000

Get Shorty beget Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels beget Snatch. beget Layer Cake ...
Aug 23rd
Well it was a tight race but we finally have a winner for most depressing article you can find on...
Aug 23rd
Unstoppable.
Aug 22nd
Cry, cry, cry It’s just you and I Like an automobile with no one at the wheel Spinning out of...
Aug 22nd
KL launches TB.
Aug 22nd

ROCK YOU TO DEATH AND THEN ROCKING SOME...

This website has proven that the word rock can in fact be overused. It’s like stepping into a...
Aug 22nd
joke of the night: I lost $2 at the track in 1939. I spent...
Aug 22nd
Since Adderall is banned in Canada it’s a real pain to...
Aug 22nd
drned: woah Elizabeth Berkley looks like shit now. ...
Aug 21st
“Meanwhile, I’m downing a bottle of Prosecco while...”
— The Hater
Aug 21st
Warch Watch
This is playing a bunch of times next week at the Bloor. I’m going. Anyone wanna be my date?
Aug 21st
The smiling Lord Black stands beside a man the newspaper...
Aug 21st
Warch Watch
skeetonmischa: My stomach hurts from laughter. Fred and Eric the Midget should go on tour together...
Aug 20th
Now I know he’s supposed to be some innofensive tree...
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
Daft Punk - Electroma (via jigowatts) Worth investigating. No question.
Aug 19th
Listen Listen
Devo - Jocko Homo wake up.
Aug 19th
THIS IS WHERE I’M TUMBLRING RIGHT NOW.
Aug 18th
Everyone’s always gotta have a goddamn opinion about...
Aug 18th
I want to wear face-shirts all the time so that I...
Aug 18th

My apocalypse includes calisthenics

This article may purport the olympic village as some 24/7 fuck mountain ultimate party hangout,...
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
Aug 18th

Current state of the union

my left cheek is twitching like a motherfuck which makes NO sense considering I cut my meth...
Aug 18th
I found my copy on the side of the road. I can’t wait.
Aug 18th
Listen Listen
Teenanger - In fact I’m going to go ahead and declare 2009 to be the year of the Telephone...
Aug 17th
I work in Yorkville during the week. I’ve always been...
Aug 17th
Aug 17th
Everyone has a breaking point. Turns out mine includes 3am,...
Aug 17th
Coogan-Hamlet 2-Awesome-Can't...
Aug 17th
“‘I’d have to say this is the most boring thing...”
— An anonymous Hong Kong...
Aug 17th
The profile smirk & sheepish eyebrow raise are pretty...
Aug 16th
Listen Listen
Pet Shop Boys - You Are Always On My Mind I like having this song stuck in my head. In fact,...
Aug 16th
Warch Watch
This is like staring into the sun. Those creaky noises are totally ha-ha. I also love the...
Aug 16th
Watching the olympics makes me so emotional. Everytime someone wins I get a little choked up. Maybe...
Aug 16th
Warch Watch
This song wins gold medals
Aug 15th
Warch Watch
Aug 15th
Aug 15th

Midday pettiness

You know what facebook is good for? Keeping tabs on enemies, and extrapolating news from the odd...
Aug 15th
“They include images of a hedgehog-style creature performing...”
— Porn claims outrage German...
Aug 15th
When I feel like exaggerating how bad I feel I like to...
Aug 15th
“Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning...”
— Garrison Spik, winner of the...
Aug 15th

From 1939 to 1940 he was the number one...

Act 1 - Right now. In my head. me:Oh hey Alex what’s up? Me: Oh nothing much just going to...
Aug 14th
Warch Watch
skeetonmischa: Trailer Of The Day: Vivre Sa Vie (My Life To Live) Directed by Jean Luc Godard ...
Aug 14th
sharingtime: I think “To Catch a Predator” would be a better show if Chris Hansen tried to entrap...
Aug 14th
Oh to have a time machine and some Hawaiian Tropic tanning...
Aug 14th

Monkey Steals the Peach

Dear Lunchtime Peach, Aren’t you absolutely delicious! The fruit equivalent of Kokomo. I plan...
Aug 13th
Well helllloooo there new best friends. What’s that?...
Aug 13th
Anyone else tried this stuff? I’m not sold on the...
Aug 13th
God I hope they’re discussing: -18th Century agrarian...
Aug 13th
Olden Times ads are always killer. I like their no bullshit...
Aug 13th
When you type “eco site” into google the first thing that comes up...
Aug 12th

A Review of Pinapple Express or Did you...

I refused to believe the negative press pleading me to ignore Rogen and Franco’s new...
Aug 11th

James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem was...

azizisbored: What the fuck?! How insane is that. Weeeeirrrd, but before I start blasting this...
Aug 11th
Typical, just typical. Hey does anyone know how I’m...
Aug 10th
Dr. Dre Cognac About To Hit The Market
Aug 10th
Warch Watch
Murder Shed 4 (via vanityfarm) I wanna, wanna, wanna go back.
Aug 4th
“…For the last ten or fifteen years, the immense and...”
— Foucault, Society Must be...
Aug 1st
“Lovers of apathy and irony, hipsters are connected through a...”
— Whoa guy JELZ much ?!?!
Aug 1st

The "N" is silent?

There’s a guy on my calling list whose name is Chris Kuntz. Now how the fuck am I supposed to...
Aug 1st
Warch Watch
Tonight@Circa. Too bad that club suuuuuuucks. I’m hoping there’s a killer after party I...
Aug 1st
THE IRAQ REPORT: HBO’S GENERATION KILL
Aug 1st
Viceland: VOODOO VILLAGE - IRON MIKE'S...
Aug 1st
Prehistoric Rock formations! TGIF bitches.
Aug 1st
Arrested Development (2009) on IMDb
Aug 1st
Their clothes look like rumpled bedsheets at the foot of the...
Aug 1st
You know when you’re at a bar and the Beatles come on...
Aug 1st