National Hoax

2009

June 44
May 50
April 57
March 81
February 136
January 72

2008

June 69
May 41
April 23
March
February
January
I love old politcal cartoons. Unfortunaly due to a...
Jul 31st
What’s the correct protocol for bits of tooth falling...
Jul 31st
Warch Watch
Best line: Oh they’re gonna wait til it gets dark and then they’re gonna bring out their...
Jul 31st
“What Better Way To Celebrate Being An Iraqi Woman Than...”
— Jezebel
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
me:  this is the worst thing I ever… Sent at 1:20 PM on Wednesday davidfranksavoie: ...
Jul 30th

L.U.V

Being a woman is hard work especially when it comes to relationships. Here are some fatal flaws...
Jul 30th
See that’s what I’m talking about ! Your...
Jul 30th
Farewell Brazilian balloon priest. May your final flight of...
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
Birds of a Feather (via vanityfarm)
Jul 29th
Oooh pretty. For some reason all I want to do right now is...
Jul 29th
Warch Watch
itsbedtime: drned: THIS IS THE LIL WAYNE VIDEO I’M IN. SKIP TO 4:22 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY...
Jul 29th
Take A Vacation To Jellyfish Lake
Jul 28th
(via goldenfiddle) I like that the caption reads: “Let’s...
Jul 28th

Links you to music

New Justice mix featuring a brand new song. No idea what’s on the whole thing… more of...
Jul 28th

Name that movie!

Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel.
Jul 25th
Best part of the No Age interview? When I asked them to describe Elitist Mountain, Randy said he...
Jul 25th
I just bashed the middle of my foot so hard on a pointy...
Jul 24th
“Once the Glastonbury-style warm-up bands and DJs had...”
— Guardian
Jul 24th
I just coined a new term for hangover: Cheevered. Example: I think we’re going to watch a...
Jul 24th

The one that went to the market

I think I twisted my big toe. Is that even possible?
Jul 24th

British people rule, are the bomb.

David Cameron was said today to be “pretty hacked off” after having his bike stolen...
Jul 24th

THIS is why I'm hot (remember that...

SteveSidoli (11:14:36 AM): got aim chats going with three people, updated the site, making...
Jul 24th
I was thinking about Usher’s Love in the Club as I...
Jul 23rd
As far as black sheep go Uncle Paul is the worst. His 2004...
Jul 23rd
No Age interview is set. Awesome.
Jul 23rd
Day: ruined. Thanks a lot brain. Why can’t you just...
Jul 22nd
No Age is at a DIY crossroads
Jul 22nd
The Joy of Six: sporting bastards
Jul 22nd

RIP to the Most Golden Girl

skeetonmischa: youcanandyouwill: Bless you, Estelle Getty. You will be missed.
Jul 22nd
skeetonmischa: bg5000: britticisms: This is all that...
Jul 22nd
Warch Watch
I’m kind of embarrassed about how much I love this song. I can’t wait for the day when I...
Jul 22nd
“This isn’t the 15th century. You can’t go around...”
— Former foreign minister Peter...
Jul 22nd
Dark Knight review - get ready for a...
Jul 21st
goldenfiddle: this looks wrong. Agreed, although this...
Jul 21st
In Tijuana, a Market for Death in a Bottle -...
Jul 21st

Cottage - Murder Shed edition

Going to a cottage in Ontario is always a good idea. Even if you’re in a cantankerous jerk...
Jul 21st
Warch Watch
Well played Reid. my goo friends (via vanityfarm)
Jul 18th

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

caragh: oooooooo hottttttttttttttttttt. 91 degrees, I don’t even think this is the hottest it’s...
Jul 18th

Bless your heart, little spambot

Aww it thinks it’s human her scream? a At. As accelerate a interlude. her mower In material....
Jul 18th
goldenfiddle: first underwater mugshot? hahaha nice.
Jul 17th
“He didn’t gain anything [from impersonating Mr. Roth]...”
— Constable Plummer
Jul 16th

Ouch

This man who comes by the office once in a while just made the lamest hormone related joke. When...
Jul 16th

Joe Louis - Pathetic American Hero

Here’s what I can remember from the Joe Louis doc I watched on tv last night. Can someone...
Jul 16th

Way more than a snack

I never knew how fascinating boxer Joe Louis was.
Jul 16th
sharingtime: jeffrubinjeffrubin: FX has ordered fifty two new episodes of the criminally...
Jul 15th

Allons enfants de la Patrie, le jour de...

Oh right I almost forgot: Happy Bastille Day. Until the end of the day I will pretend that each...
Jul 14th

new developments

Whoa! Apparently there’s shit to do “outside”. Anyone else hear about this? Also,...
Jul 14th
California High-Speed Rail
Jul 10th
When did Julian Casablancas turn into the guy who got his...
Jul 10th
paulscheer: MORE ABOUT THE TRAGEDY BEHIND THE SCENES AT...
Jul 9th
I love the word Husky. It’s such an awesome euphemism for “so many disgusting...
Jul 9th
Nazi 'Dr Death' believed to be living in...
Jul 9th
Warch Watch
Dirty Work - Fish Scene I am sooo happy Dirty Work is on tv right now. Norm Macdonald and Artie...
Jul 9th
Jezebels without a cause
Jul 9th

GAFFE!

Gabe’s birthday, beer at Tim’s. If you happen to have a movie idea that you feel like...
Jul 8th

Is it unfair?

hydeordie: For me to assume everyone compulsively checks their email as often as I do? No way, and...
Jul 7th
Ah the old one-two deny the Nazi Orgy claim. Also...
Jul 7th

working on it

I’m helping my friend write the back cover for his upcoming DVD, and I’m really proud...
Jul 7th
Ed Burns, Now Wired Enough to Move On to...
Jul 6th
Interview: Katie Grand
Jul 6th
Listen Listen
Thin Lizzy - Running Back I must have listened to this song at least 17 times on Friday. The keys...
Jul 6th
Well it only took mild threats to her Swedish management...
Jul 6th

stuff white people yawhhhhnnnn

Hey look I managed to sum up this 3 page interview in 5 questions back in February. You journalists...
Jul 6th
Warch Watch
chuckmore: Lil Wayne - A Mili Weezy, coming with a distinctly Avril vibe. Are swears really...
Jul 3rd
Warch Watch
It’s a well known fact that women complain way more than men, but thankfully much of the...
Jul 3rd
I don’t get that many random friend requests on the...
Jul 3rd

Day 368 of only skimming the news and...

How does Charles “motherfucking” Aznavour become an honorary officer to the Order of...
Jul 2nd
brokenmattress-The Cobra Snake
Jul 2nd
“I’d like to blame A-Trak, Kid Cudi, Nike— anyone...”
— Brian Howe, Pitchfork review...
Jul 2nd
DAVID BOWIE: I went to buy some shoes - and I...
Jul 1st
Look what we did! We might be 141 years old today but we...
Jul 1st
I’m pretty sure it shouldn’t be this hard to add...
Jul 1st

Loaded like a freight train

Being a forgetful, lazyass does sometimes bite you in the lazyass. In retrospect I probably should...
Jul 1st