National Hoax

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Beach Boys - Surf’s Up Since bronchitis isn’t conducive to partying (or partay-ing for...

Dec 31st

Dec 31st

“Hapworth 16, 1924,” as it appeared in The New Yorker.

Dec 31st

counterforce: somethingchanged: tmblg: Klassic Krusty....

Dec 30th

Chinchillas look like they’ve been designed by a pack...

Dec 28th

Owls well that ends well.

Dec 28th

I think we can all agree that this picture of Phil Spector...

Dec 28th

'Arrested Development' movie: Will Arnett is...

Dec 27th

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Kids in the Hall - Bank People (swears included)

Dec 27th

Unarmed and Unagitated 2008 pencil and watercolor on paper...

Dec 27th

It’s like the LCD video sans Kermit, Murphy or New...

Dec 27th

I bet this drink would make me feel better.

Dec 27th

It’s either this or wasting another day of watching...

Dec 27th

Since I haven’t left the house since wednesday, on...

Dec 27th

Playing with my miniatures. If you know of something better...

Dec 27th

In a way this picture of the Beatles reminds me of my...

Dec 26th

tessagoldsmith: Woke up this morning, puked (vodka), went...

Dec 25th

The least essential albums of 2008 | The A.V....

Dec 23rd

Not to be totally fucking obvious but: FAIL.

Dec 23rd

Lou Reed can’t relate to this poster. He stopped...

Dec 22nd

“So then Danny goes to the bathroom and Lou turns to me and...”
— Duncan Hannah

Dec 22nd

Now available on google books.

Dec 22nd

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My only wikipedia edit can be found on Bobby Fuller’s page: “Both Fuller and “I...

Dec 22nd

The Fear: Laurie Anderson

The year was 1989. In a moment of clarity my parents had actually made a conscious effort to record...

Dec 22nd

Don’t mind if I do.

Dec 22nd

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Velvet Underground - Temptation Inside Your Heart

Dec 22nd

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I appreciate all birthday wishes. The first one I received today was from Kanye. It said something...

Dec 21st

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Obsolete vernacular. Sigh.

Dec 21st

Kum Jug Yuen in Toronto - try the glazed duck it’s...

Dec 20th

$800,000 !!!

So today was a big day for me. I finally got the African bank account scam email!Boy have I been...

Dec 19th

“Do you see me shooting heroin into my eyeballs?”
— The indignant Corey Haim.

Dec 18th

Bringing home Barack (college days) -Yeah he’s a...

Dec 18th

raaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh flower little girl gahhhhhhhhhhhh...

Dec 18th

The language of fuck

I don’t have any qualms about declaring something, or someone “fucked up”, nor...

Dec 18th

My kitten really enjoys climbing into drawers which makes me...

Dec 18th

Now that going out is officially the worst, I think...

Dec 15th

“After rubbing at the wall with ragged sleeves, the...”
— The Existential Clown - The...

Dec 15th

Gruesome twosome.

Dec 14th

“You should have seen the office when I was doing my Bob...”
— The Clapper

Dec 13th

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theclapper: Christmas song of the day: “Skating” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio from A Charlie Brown...

Dec 13th

3 new concepts

The Drunken psychic. He only has pyschic abilities when he gets blind drunk. The man who barfs $10...

Dec 13th

Totally party busy.

Friends. New friends. Friends in town. Friend’s mom. Barfing friends. Friend geneology.

Dec 13th

Sitting behind Crazy. She can’t keep her trap shut....

Dec 11th

Just ate dinner. Duck confit poutine. Well played JK, well...

Dec 11th

Baby Beavers have it real rough man. Everyone’s...

Dec 10th

Hamm! Cross! I want to go to there.

Dec 10th

Opera, politics and cheese projects on hold...

Dec 10th

Sometimes I like to imagine a world where cats have secret...

Dec 10th

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Snowball (via vanityfarm)

Dec 9th

Every TV show should play the Kinks at least once an episode.

Dec 9th

The Complete Calvin & Hobbes, free, online

Dec 9th

Tuckered out after a long morning of table climbing and bag...

Dec 7th

“Thanks for being a friend!”
— The closing words of a “Sorry...

Dec 7th

View from my corner office. I deal in shark fins and ivory.

Dec 7th

I wonder how many gay movies Hartinger sees a year?...

Dec 6th

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Chubby Checker - Let’s Twist Again k lemme think about this for a few seconds on the one hand...

Dec 5th

Other questions I will never ask: -You mean this isn’t...

Dec 5th

sbtc: schadenfreude: optimism for pessimists

Dec 3rd

This is what happens when innovation and utter despair...

Dec 3rd

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For Heaven’s Sake - Wu Tang

Dec 3rd

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R.A.G.U - Ghostface ft. Raekwon

Dec 2nd

The worst idea I ever heard: "it's...

Last night I went to one of Toronto’s worst bars with an old college buddy. I don’t know how he does...

Dec 2nd

“Isn’t it funny how the more spiritual-speak Madonna...”
— Britney Spears Makes The...

Dec 1st