National Hoax

Oct 31st

In French he would be called “le renard” and he...

Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There are a ton of things we need to deal...

Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

“You know, I’m still not sure, but I’m think I’m leaning...”
— My neighbor (overheard talking...

Oct 30th

-How times do we have to go through this Larry? -Oh Sharon...

Oct 30th

Don’t get me wrong Janet, I would love to believe you,...

Oct 30th

Son, I’m going to give you the greatest gift a father...

Oct 30th

Oct 30th

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Sloan - People of the Sky

Oct 30th

Product idea #1390323: A brand of coffee called History. Tagline: Make history every morning.

Oct 30th

Congratulations ICOON you are the this week’s winner of the Ill Conceived Company Name award...

Oct 30th

It’s been that way from the very beginning. In a famous, perhaps apocryphal story, early...

Oct 30th

Our guy loves kitties; has dead eyes. 

Oct 30th

Oct 30th

Drive-thru voting? You guys’s country is so weird man.

Oct 30th

Oh good they finally managed to bottle date-rape.

Oct 29th

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Justice, Hate ‘em or love ‘em. Either way it doesn’t matter because this trailer...

Oct 29th

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1980s kid actors were so awesome cos they loved to fuck shit up.

Oct 29th

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amilniazi: I can’t until the makers of Ultimate Fighting Championship and now, Xtreme Arm Wrestling...

Oct 29th

I went to the ROM yesterday. I was really struck by this...

Oct 29th

Oct 28th

I really identify with this guy’s attitude.

Oct 28th

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In Canada we have this thing called winter. It hates Summer so much it lasts longer. Canadians watch...

Oct 27th

Face it, I will always be better than you.

Oct 27th

SBTC: Cash for gold

Oct 27th

Perhaps this will make more sense after I rent Capote…

Oct 27th

It had become painfully clear that she would have to get...

Oct 27th

I have no imagination when i doodle, I usually just write my...

Oct 27th

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The The - I’ve Been Waitin’ for Tomorrow (All My Life) Is anyone else into...

Oct 26th

The Guardian’s Michael Tomasky was in toronto this weekend and I only found out this morning?...

Oct 26th

Since when do wig manufacturers know the score?

Oct 25th

I didn’t know it was Aww o’clock.

Oct 24th

Oct 24th

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Tom Waits - Swordfishtrombone There’s something so intoxicating about the rough and tumble...

Oct 24th

She also finds Everybody Loves Raymond hilarious.

Oct 22nd

“That hole goes against God’s plan”
— Stevie Nicks

Oct 22nd

How does someone look at the “print” on the left...

Oct 21st

SPC Bobby Russell of the First Stryker Brigade Combat Team,...

Oct 21st

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I hate when someone like Jessica Alba says she’s a “dork” because the truth is...

Oct 21st

Ian MacKaye - Hollywood High School Main...

Oct 21st

Monsieur. WTF!?

Should I be concerned that my grade 6 math teacher just emailed me out of the blue? I always thought...

Oct 20th

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Dear Internet, Why am I always the last to hear about these youtube phenomenons? I’m so out...

Oct 20th

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skeetonmischa: “Gut Feeling/Slap Your Mammy” by Devo Yes!

Oct 18th

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New Order - Age of Consent Here ye motherfuckers, today is ripe with possibilities (read: you can...

Oct 17th

Gentlemen! I do declare this Bengal jaunt a complete and...

Oct 17th

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Although many of you will say you prefer the original, everyone who gets it knows that this is by...

Oct 16th

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Alan Braxe and Fred Falke - Rubicon

Oct 16th

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Steve Miller Band - Serenade Can we all agree that this would make for a perfect karaoke song...

Oct 16th

They sure don’t make ‘em like they used to. 

Oct 16th

This just in : joe the plumber ears burst into flames. Not sure what he should do.

Oct 16th

Dark and ominous at 10am

Oct 15th

Oct 15th

SBTC - Fat boy gets drunk, goes swimming

Oct 15th

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Ghostface Killah - Be This Way This just gave me the confidence of 900 bulls in heat. So can you.

Oct 15th

Silly questions for Smart people

Skeet on Shenaemish got me answerin’ questions for his killer series Silly Questions for Smart...

Oct 15th

Busted! The Guardian has started raiding my dreams for news...

Oct 15th

Why does cutting loose have to look so goddamn embarrassing?

Oct 15th

He always reminded me of a cat

From Day 1 the polls and the pundits were against Mr. Dion. But throughout the 38-day campaign the...

Oct 15th

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George McCrae - Rock Your Baby There’s a good chance that some sexy business is about to go...

Oct 14th

Other than the more obvious visual representation, I feel...

Oct 14th

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Daft Punk - Human After All Androids can’t weep, and lasers go where you point ‘em.

Oct 14th

The royal treatment

This week: address all people and big crowds as “my friends.” Next week: throne sitting...

Oct 14th

Here’s what I know about Mark Walhberg: he...

Oct 13th

To the stars with Bash Dibra

Do you want to know a great way to make any job sound flashy? Just add “to the stars.”...

Oct 13th

Wouldn’t it be totally embarrassing if you went on a...

Oct 10th

Richard Price

I heard him tell a story on the Moth podcast and I really want to read something he’s written,...

Oct 10th

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For years my msn flair read: you can call me Al if I can call you Chevy. It still runs through my...

Oct 9th

Well gosh. I had no idea you felt this way about me...

Oct 9th

I have never seen the movie this still is from but I’m...

Oct 8th

First Akyroyd, now Devito is pushing his own booze. I...

Oct 8th

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How come my hangovers never sound like this? Shiiiiiiit* *(clay davis)

Oct 8th

As per Angelinalove therefore, thus ergo you make no sense.

Oct 8th

skeetonmischa: Austin or Seattle? Austin? But I was wearing beer-bbq goggles the whole time.

Oct 7th

Now that I have a kitten in my life I let my mind wander to...

Oct 7th

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Gravediggaz - 1-800 Suicide Shit just got so real.

Oct 7th

Hey Guardian! As if i care about the article that comes...

Oct 7th

AV Club: The home run that cured cancer:...

8. “The Pamchenko,” The Cutting Edge (1992) In The Cutting Edge, spoiled literal ice...

Oct 6th

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The The - Perfect

Oct 6th

“If i were american, i would sneak into your house, late at...”
— a comment left for me on...

Oct 6th

Q: Are we not men?

Oct 6th

Gerald gazed wistfully into the mirror and realized he...

Oct 6th

The zombies were really phoning it in at Nuit Blanche.

Oct 6th

I took this on Saturday night at the impromptu rave that...

Oct 6th

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cameronr: Camp Lo - Luchini

Oct 6th

Polaroid pictures taken by Andy Warhol. Clockwise from top...

Oct 6th

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Annie - Let’s Go To The Movies

Oct 6th

Holy Awesome glasses. She looks like she gets killer grades...

Oct 5th

There’s a good chance we’ll be calling her...

Oct 5th

(via superboreal)

Oct 3rd

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itsbedtime: Fun Interview with Hercules and Love Affair Courtsey of Nicky Digital Sweet! Very...

Oct 3rd

How awesome is Smiles on the right? The other hippos must...

Oct 3rd

As an eastender I loves me some late night bus action. You get to experience the best Toronto has to...

Oct 3rd

Goes without saying

Can anyone decode this? Either I lost my grasp of English in the past 24 hour or she’s just...

Oct 3rd

London Fashion week - Giles Deacon

Oct 3rd

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Black Mountain - Stormy High Oh fuck. What’s with me wanting to date a guitar riff? I’m...

Oct 3rd

Nuit Blanche in Toronto this Saturday. Grab some pals, roll...

Oct 3rd

Parents Give Up Yoots Under Law Meant...

Holy shit! Can you imagine how awkward the car ride must be?

Oct 2nd

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Mr Oizo - Flat Beat

Oct 2nd

I eat my tongue for breakfast.

Oct 2nd

Jerome for the love of god do NOT fuck this up. We’ve...

Oct 2nd

Antonin Artaud

Oct 2nd

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Adorable and completely devoid of purpose other than dancing (robot Ellen?), the Keepon robot has...

Oct 2nd

superboreal: Mr. Oizo - Positif Extract

Oct 2nd

Oct 1st

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The minute that lightbulb flashes above your head make sure you double check someone hasn’t...

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

“The jig is up Malloy. We’ve got the place...

Oct 1st

icanhazhotdog: i love artichokes! I too adore the...

Oct 1st

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Ghostface ft. Raekwon - Kilo Red tops, blue tops, green tops, yellow tops, purple tops, beige tops,...

Oct 1st

Crab rides jellyfish

Bless that lazy crab! Great audio too.

Oct 1st

Karl Lagerfeld - Home sweet fashion.

Oct 1st