Blur - Swamp Song
Can’t stop listening to 13. Just like when I was 14.

Blur - Swamp Song
Can’t stop listening to 13. Just like when I was 14.

Lifted from facebook.
She’s definitely not bumpin it right?
I had a dream this morning that I kept bumping into the Jonas bros. Except I don’t really know what they look like* so everyone in dream land kept telling me who I was talking to. Eventually the JB’s started yelling at me about being the JBs. And then a paparazzi spy showed up and took pictures of us with his giant camera that had one of those 1940s flashes that sounds like a giant being winded. CACHUNK. Or whatever. Writing sounds is hard. Believe.
*as far as I’m concerned these are the Jonas Brothers
Ten things Canadians should be proud of today…
1- We read non-fiction books and can argue about stuff.
2- We’re polite and say “You’re welcome” after “Thank you.” We are really cool to each other for the most part.
3- We’ve had passports since we were little kids.
4- Our healthcare system really is as good as they say it is.
5- We know how to give ‘er in two languages. Let’s fuggin’ Give ‘Er today hostie d’chalice d’tabernak!
6- We do the dishes.
7- We are all funny because it’s so cold we end up watching TV all winter but with the highly developed mind (see #1) so we end up memorizing shitty pop culture and giving it a fucked up analysis AKA humor, sorry, “humour.”
8- We have redneck hunters and pretentious frogs in the same country. Sometimes in the same person!
9- Degrassi
10- Again, we burned the White House to the fucking ground. In your face Pearl Harbor, sorry, “Harbour.”