OK First of all this old bitch needs to calm the fuck down. I know her arms are brittle and pathetic but no needle would cause that kind of reaction. She’s what, 90? Hasn’t life on earth been harder than a little prick? Grow up… or in this case, I dunno, quit acting like a geriatric baby.
All this to say, I got the flu shot this afternoon. Standard Canadian treatment, arrived at the clinic, enjoyed a complimentary back and scalp massage, surfed the net, ate some organic fruit while a Buddha Bar comp played on. Then after about 15 minutes I got the shot, waited another 15 to make sure I didn’t start walking backward / lose my cheerleading career. When I got the OK I walked home whilst whistling and waving to everyone on the street.
Aftermath.
My arm hurts likes hell. I can’t really lift it without grimacing like the old lady. Full circle sucks dick.