This is the part of the story where I introduce myself, and explain how I am special and have great ideas. Then I explain that I made up my mind and decided to do something completely banal, but it seems crazy because I am special and I don’t waste my time with normal things.
At first things are weird and so I decide to use my wit to make fun of things that other people might enjoy, or find completely normal. Since I am special I do not find these things good. In fact, I find them downright stupid.
Someone involved has agreed to answer my snarky questions. They are very nice, and I kind of start feeling bad about my previously discussed disdain, but I persevere because that’s why I’m here!
I embrace the event as best I can. At this point I would like you to feel somewhat guilty about sharing my cynical world view. Did you know people actually like this thing that you constantly belittle? Well maybe you should think about that before you make your silly jokes.
I am finally ready to go back to my old life. I will spend a few moments talking about how the thing, though lame, was still fun. Doing things is good. You should do things too, just make sure someone’s willing to publish your experience otherwise you’re just another chump.